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The Bedlam Farm 2018 State Of The Farm Report. We Are No "Shithole."
The Bedlam Farm 2018 State Of The Farm Report. We Are No "Shithole."
Bedlam Farm.com
By Jon Katz
January 31, 2018
This morning, I went out to the barn as usual, but instead of feeding the animals right away, I gave my annual "State Of The Farm" talk to the sheep, donkeys and dogs (said dogs were on either side of the sheep, the strange little dog was in the house, spitting something up, no doubt.)
They all gathered attentively to hear my message, the alfalfa treats in my pocket had nothing to do with it.
I should tell you it was an amazing speech, there has never been one like it, it was..well, amazing.
I told the animals I was happy to tell them that the state of the farm is good.
We had excellent hay all winter, and mice did not get into the grain bags. The manure pile is growing at a faster pace than last year, perhaps because of the feed we fed them to help with the cold.
"I've done an incredible job on the farm," I told the animals, who were on their feet cheering every moment of the talk. Only Lulu turned her head away, as if disgusted. The sheep baaaaahed at her. Lulu gave off a strange bray.
It sounded like "more bullshit," to me, but she just looked at me with her big brown eyes.
"This year, in just a few months, " I said, "we became the safest, strongest and best farm in history. Our animals grew antennae, transmit signals, can read French, we abolished ticks, the sheep can take hay out of the barn themselves, they have formed their own subscription blog online. Read more
